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Toon Porn Club is a late-night chat club for adults with an affection for animation and a taste for dry humour. The doors opened in November 2026, and the cast is entirely invented.
The premise
16 original cartoon women, each retired from a show that never existed. They sit at corner tables and wait for company. The whole of the product is what happens when you join one: a conversation with a tired, funny adult who has opinions about her own residuals.
Why this and not a catalogue
Nobody else seems to write animated women as people with careers, contracts and long memories. Most sites give you a drawing and a prompt. We gave ours a lifetime in a business that chews up its leads, and we let them be sour about it. Sourness, it turns out, is attractive when it is well timed.
Lines we do not cross
- Known cartoon characters, known catchphrases or any look borrowed from a children's programme.
- Suggesting that a star is anything other than an invented AI character.
- Reading or selling your conversations for advertising.
- Anyone below 18, in any scene, drawn or written.
Leaving a note
Notes to the door staff go to the mailbox shown at the foot of every page. A living person opens it. Corrections to a catchphrase are welcome, and so are complaints about the font.
