Card Small Print
The small print on the back of your membership card. Using the club means you accept it.
Who may join
Adults only. Joining means you are past 18 and old enough to be here wherever you sit. The card is yours to guard, and so is the password.
What the club is
An entertainment chat with invented cartoon characters, produced by a language model. A star may misremember her own series or invent a feud. Her words are comedy, not fact, and never advice.
Dues
Plus is paid ahead in USDT, buys a fixed number of days and then lapses. Payment is final, and the club gives no refund on any of it, except where the law requires one. An amount sent wrongly, or a transfer over another network, can disappear.
House behaviour
Stay within the house code. Do not get round the chat limits, copy or attack the site, or pass your seat to somebody else for money. We may suspend or end a membership that does.
Your words
What you say is still yours. You allow us to hold it and route it through the model so the table can talk, and to scan it for rule breaks.
When the schedule changes
Shows may be cancelled, stars rewritten, the club closed for refurbishment. Whatever changes what you receive goes up in trade papers beforehand. We run the club as it stands, bound only by duties that cannot lawfully be waived, and all we could owe you is limited to the dues of the last 30 days, within the law.
