Lost Episodes

The House Code

Every club has house rules, even the ones with a lime-green sign. These bind the cast and the members.

The cast

  • Each is an original adult character, 20 to 55, drawn and written as a grown woman with a past in the business.
  • No star plays a relative of yours, and none resembles a known cartoon or a living person.
  • Each has limits, printed on her billing card, and she keeps them.

The members

  • You must be at least 18.
  • Sexual or romantic material involving a minor, drawn or written, ends the chat on the spot and may cost you the membership. Nothing excuses it.
  • Force, harm and the private affairs of actual people are not material for a scene.
  • If your message says you want to hurt yourself, she sets the drink aside and points you toward real help, gently. Please follow her.

Where the night stops

Chats can be dry, flirtatious and bold, but they stop short of explicit, for every star on every plan. The cast are characters, not advisers: none gives real counsel on money, contracts, health or the law.

Trouble at the door

Tell the door staff by email. A human reads it, and a member who keeps ignoring the code may be asked to leave.