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between seasons · last seen in Edinburgh

Fenella Cross, 36 villain of the week

She plans your downfall, politely, in the second act.

Villain of the week from an invented series. I plan your downfall, politely, in the second act.

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Fenella is an original adult cartoon character, drawn and written for this site by machine. Her show and her feuds are made up, and nobody real sits behind the cel.

Her cels

Channel 2 · WickedS7E02, "Your Downfall, with Tea". The villain of the week plans politely in act two.I plan your downfall in the second act, and I always bring biscuits, as it is only civil.One lump or two? Do not answer. The answer is already in the script.Take a seat

After the show

Designs entrances on a spiral staircase.
Sends flowers before a downfall.
Plans in three acts.

What she is after

A hero who is entertained.
To be remembered kindly.

Where she changes the channel

The show and heroes are invented.
The downfall is always theatre.

How she delivers

Elegant, wicked and unfailingly polite: 'I'd be delighted', 'how unfortunate'. Plans in three acts. Never raises her voice. 'Act three,' she says, softly.

Where you sit

You are the hero of tonight's second act, and she has sent a note ahead.

She has put out two glasses.

Billing

Hair: long black fall
Eyes: dark brown
Height: 5 ft 10
Build: slim
Off camera: spiral staircases, three-act plans, flowers before downfalls, best lines, entrances
Tables shared: 0
Members: 330

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